{"title":"Products","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"adhd-1-comfort-colors-1717-ivory","title":"Me \u0026 My Dog Have ADHD Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne of us barks. One of us forgets why. This vintage-style graphic tee is for every dog mom who can relate a little too hard to her dachshund.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e garment-dyed heavyweight tee in Ivory - the kind of shirt you reach for on repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comfort Colors","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51527560167719,"sku":"5870768","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51527560200487,"sku":"6555676","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51527560233255,"sku":"5329990","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51527560266023,"sku":"8141966","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51527560298791,"sku":"2715842","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51527560331559,"sku":"3139185","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":51527560364327,"sku":"5927916","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/adhd1__standard.jpg?v=1784544998"},{"product_id":"adhd-3-comfort-colors-1717-ivory","title":"Thoughts Run. So Does the Dog. Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eRacing thoughts, a to-do list that never ends, and a dachshund sprinting in the wrong direction. Sounds about right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the ADHDer and the dachshund - two chaotic forces, one perfect pair. Printed on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e garment-dyed heavyweight tee in Ivory.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comfort Colors","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51527560626471,"sku":"7276710","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51527560659239,"sku":"4968149","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51527560692007,"sku":"2225870","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51527560724775,"sku":"3661021","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51527560757543,"sku":"9745549","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51527560790311,"sku":"5211249","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":51527560823079,"sku":"9308417","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/adhd3__standard.jpg?v=1784545000"},{"product_id":"adhd-4-comfort-colors-1717-ivory","title":"Same Brain. Different Species. Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eZero chill. Full affection. You and your dachshund aren't just bonded - you're basically the same person in different bodies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e garment-dyed heavyweight tee in Ivory.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comfort Colors","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51527560888615,"sku":"1971768","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51527560921383,"sku":"9646935","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51527560954151,"sku":"7858432","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51527560986919,"sku":"8978864","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51527561019687,"sku":"7716255","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51527561052455,"sku":"8491035","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":51527561085223,"sku":"5474504","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/adhd4__standard.jpg?v=1784545001"},{"product_id":"dinker-1-comfort-colors-1717-ivory","title":"My Little Dinker - Long Dog Pickleball Club Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSmall dog. Soft touch. Big attitude on the court. Your dachshund didn't come to play - except he absolutely did, bandana and all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe official tee of the Long Dog Pickleball Club. Printed on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e garment-dyed heavyweight tee in Ivory.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comfort Colors","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51527561117991,"sku":"5693751","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51527561150759,"sku":"3104983","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51527561183527,"sku":"1493136","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51527561216295,"sku":"5617378","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51527561249063,"sku":"4679996","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51527561281831,"sku":"7417477","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":51527561314599,"sku":"4478564","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/dinker1__pickle.jpg?v=1784545506"},{"product_id":"dinker-2-comfort-colors-1717-ivory","title":"My Little Dinker - Kitchen Club Edition Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eCamped out in the kitchen - and so is her dachshund. The Kitchen Club Edition is for the pickleball player who owns the non-volley zone and brings her dog to every match.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e garment-dyed heavyweight tee in Ivory.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comfort Colors","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51527561347367,"sku":"9873008","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51527561380135,"sku":"8152300","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51527561412903,"sku":"1222161","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51527561445671,"sku":"3070049","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51527561478439,"sku":"3112602","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51527561511207,"sku":"2484046","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":51527561543975,"sku":"4892992","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/dinker2__pickle.jpg?v=1784545507"},{"product_id":"pickle-4-comfort-colors-1717-ivory","title":"Doxie Pickle Club Tee - Paddle Pretty","description":"\u003cp\u003eLow to the ground. High on the rankings. Est. 2026 - the Doxie Pickle Club is accepting members who paddle pretty and never miss a dink.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e garment-dyed heavyweight tee in Ivory.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comfort Colors","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51527561707815,"sku":"6598246","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51527561740583,"sku":"5577207","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51527561773351,"sku":"2802445","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51527561806119,"sku":"1544980","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51527561838887,"sku":"2250829","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51527561871655,"sku":"3354295","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":51527561904423,"sku":"9744547","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/pickle_4__pickle.jpg?v=1784545508"},{"product_id":"lap-dog-society-original-tee","title":"Lap Dog Society Original Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhere it all started.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA founding piece from the Lap Dog Society - for the ones who were here from the beginning and wear it like a badge. Printed on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e garment-dyed heavyweight tee in Ivory.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comfort Colors","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51527686193447,"sku":"8224565","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51527686226215,"sku":"5238275","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51527686258983,"sku":"9686598","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51527686291751,"sku":"7490577","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51527686324519,"sku":"5571164","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51527686357287,"sku":"7769761","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":51527686390055,"sku":"3804175","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/founder1__standard.jpg?v=1784545985"},{"product_id":"cardinal-watch-tee","title":"Cardinal Watch Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eShe's got her eye on all three of them and absolutely zero plans to stop watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eArt Deco dachshund graphic tee featuring a long dog standing tall reaching toward three vivid red cardinals, one perched on a gold pedestal and two in mid-flight, framed in a black and gold Art Deco arch. Full color print on Comfort Colors 1717 in Ivory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the Art Deco-Hound Chapter by Lap Dog Society.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lap Dog Society","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51578760954151,"sku":"8651258","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51578760986919,"sku":"9492540","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51578761019687,"sku":"6195925","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51578761052455,"sku":"2765070","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51578761085223,"sku":"7977585","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51578761117991,"sku":"5956610","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/k3pcauG_GO7xscsP0JqDsAg_2_gps_generated.png?v=1784445867"},{"product_id":"unisex-t-shirt-5","title":"You Can't Have Just One Dachshund Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne dachshund is never enough. Two is a good start. Three? Now you're just getting warmed up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the multi-doxie household that gave up pretending they'd stop at one. Printed on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eBella+Canvas 3001\u003c\/strong\u003e unisex tee.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lap Dog Society","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ XS","offer_id":51710000365863,"sku":"2214570_9543","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":51710000398631,"sku":"2214570_4096","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":51710000431399,"sku":"2214570_4097","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":51710000464167,"sku":"2214570_4098","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":51710000496935,"sku":"2214570_4099","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":51710000529703,"sku":"2214570_4100","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":51710000562471,"sku":"2214570_14681","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":51710000595239,"sku":"2214570_14682","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":51710000628007,"sku":"2214570_14683","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":51710000660775,"sku":"2214570_14684","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":51710000693543,"sku":"2214570_14685","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":51710000726311,"sku":"2214570_14686","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":51710000759079,"sku":"2214570_14687","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 4XL","offer_id":51710000791847,"sku":"2214570_14688","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ XS","offer_id":51710000824615,"sku":"2214570_24351","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ S","offer_id":51710000857383,"sku":"2214570_24352","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ M","offer_id":51710000890151,"sku":"2214570_24353","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ L","offer_id":51710000922919,"sku":"2214570_24354","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ XL","offer_id":51710000955687,"sku":"2214570_24355","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":51710000988455,"sku":"2214570_24356","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ 3XL","offer_id":51710001021223,"sku":"2214570_24357","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/chips.png?v=1785085894"},{"product_id":"unisex-t-shirt-6","title":"My Little Hot Dog Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003ePart dachshund, part hot dog, all good boy energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the owner who's already made this joke a hundred times and isn't stopping now. Printed on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eBella+Canvas 3001\u003c\/strong\u003e unisex tee.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lap Dog Society","offers":[{"title":"Heather Dust \/ S","offer_id":51710029988135,"sku":"1163216_10360","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ M","offer_id":51710030020903,"sku":"1163216_10361","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ L","offer_id":51710030053671,"sku":"1163216_10362","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ XL","offer_id":51710030086439,"sku":"1163216_10363","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ 2XL","offer_id":51710030119207,"sku":"1163216_10364","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XS","offer_id":51710030151975,"sku":"1163216_14713","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ S","offer_id":51710030184743,"sku":"1163216_14714","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ M","offer_id":51710030217511,"sku":"1163216_14715","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ L","offer_id":51710030250279,"sku":"1163216_14716","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XL","offer_id":51710030283047,"sku":"1163216_14717","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51710030315815,"sku":"1163216_14718","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/mylilhotdog.png?v=1785086414"},{"product_id":"unisex-t-shirt-7","title":"Bud Weiner Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSince 1876. Genuine loyalty. Brewed for those who love a long dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA tongue-in-cheek vintage label design for the dachshund owner who appreciates a good pun as much as a good nap. Printed on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eBella+Canvas 3001\u003c\/strong\u003e unisex tee.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lap Dog Society","offers":[{"title":"Heather Dust \/ S","offer_id":51710064689447,"sku":"5302302_10360","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ M","offer_id":51710064722215,"sku":"5302302_10361","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ L","offer_id":51710064754983,"sku":"5302302_10362","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ XL","offer_id":51710064787751,"sku":"5302302_10363","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ 2XL","offer_id":51710064820519,"sku":"5302302_10364","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":51710064853287,"sku":"5302302_4026","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":51710064886055,"sku":"5302302_4027","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":51710064918823,"sku":"5302302_4028","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":51710064951591,"sku":"5302302_4029","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":51710064984359,"sku":"5302302_4030","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":51710065017127,"sku":"5302302_8447","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":51710065049895,"sku":"5302302_8448","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ XS","offer_id":51710065082663,"sku":"5302302_24351","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ S","offer_id":51710065115431,"sku":"5302302_24352","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ M","offer_id":51710065148199,"sku":"5302302_24353","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ L","offer_id":51710065180967,"sku":"5302302_24354","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ XL","offer_id":51710065213735,"sku":"5302302_24355","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ 2XL","offer_id":51710065246503,"sku":"5302302_24356","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ 3XL","offer_id":51710065279271,"sku":"5302302_24357","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/budwein_mockup.png?v=1785089652"},{"product_id":"unisex-t-shirt-8","title":"Dream Weenies Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eNaptime only gets better from here. Somewhere between the sandbox and dreamland, this one's already dreaming about snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the dachshund who dreams big about small things. Printed on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eBella+Canvas 3001\u003c\/strong\u003e unisex tee.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lap Dog Society","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":51710070685991,"sku":"1685426_24351","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":51710070718759,"sku":"1685426_24352","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51710070751527,"sku":"1685426_24353","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51710070784295,"sku":"1685426_24354","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51710070817063,"sku":"1685426_24355","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51710070849831,"sku":"1685426_24356","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51710070882599,"sku":"1685426_24357","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-solid-white-blend-front-6a664ac94cc59.jpg?v=1785088727"},{"product_id":"unisex-t-shirt-9","title":"Farmers Market Era Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eTote bag packed. Baguette secured. Flowers picked fresh. This one's fully in her farmers market era.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the Saturday-morning regular who always comes home with more flowers than groceries. Printed on the ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003eBella+Canvas 3001\u003c\/strong\u003e unisex tee.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lap Dog Society","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":51710130848039,"sku":"5506339_14713","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":51710130880807,"sku":"5506339_14714","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51710130913575,"sku":"5506339_14715","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51710130946343,"sku":"5506339_14716","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51710130979111,"sku":"5506339_14717","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51710131011879,"sku":"5506339_14718","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-vintage-white-front-6a6658c164d76.jpg?v=1785092309"},{"product_id":"its-a-good-day-to-have-a-sausage-t-shirt","title":"Good Sausage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eLightweight and lived-in, this garment-dyed tee brings a cozy, vintage vibe to everyday wear. The soft, washed color and relaxed fit make it feel like an old favorite from the first wear. Front art shows a playful dachshund holding a sausage with warm, hand-drawn typography — a wink of humor that reads like an inside joke between dog lovers. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, out for weekend errands, or layered under a flannel for casual nights by the fire. The heavyweight cotton and double-needle construction mean it holds shape and comfort through repeated washes, while the tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean and simple. It’s for people who love dogs, low-key style, and clothing that tells a small, joyful story each time you put it on.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a softly aged color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL; sewn-in label and available in many color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":51757514916135,"sku":"46341134307554769306","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":51757514948903,"sku":"25887202859241446510","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":51757514981671,"sku":"24490490601570351372","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":51757515014439,"sku":"21476852382339241182","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":51757515047207,"sku":"30551473634225749437","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":51757515079975,"sku":"15402913664657543687","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":51757515112743,"sku":"29099195692691438532","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":51757515145511,"sku":"30686973818246213358","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":51757515178279,"sku":"57451646346469947747","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":51757515211047,"sku":"18403152376949055346","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51757515243815,"sku":"17524749216878229267","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":51757515276583,"sku":"33983719075673392513","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":51757515309351,"sku":"24095258365672721502","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":51757515342119,"sku":"38347129471850152593","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":51757515374887,"sku":"31051367518645568908","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/files\/gooddaysausage_final_-_hiking.webp?v=1785386834"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2265\/9111\/collections\/bmp-collection-preview.jpg?v=1785383273","url":"https:\/\/thelapdogsociety.com\/collections\/bmp-collection.oembed","provider":"Lap Dog Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}